{"fact":"Some Siamese cats appear cross-eyed because the nerves from the left side of the brain go to mostly the right eye and the nerves from the right side of the brain go mostly to the left eye. This causes some double vision, which the cat tries to correct by \u201ccrossing\u201d its eyes.","length":275}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Mike Epstein","displaytitle":"Mike Epstein","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6846703","titles":{"canonical":"Mike_Epstein","normalized":"Mike Epstein","display":"Mike Epstein"},"pageid":3254884,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Mike_Epstein_1974.jpeg","width":151,"height":337},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Mike_Epstein_1974.jpeg","width":151,"height":337},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285064761","tid":"8abf6bf1-16d9-11f0-b16b-fc7efe796787","timestamp":"2025-04-11T13:33:24Z","description":"American baseball player (born 1943)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Epstein","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Epstein?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Epstein?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mike_Epstein"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Epstein","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mike_Epstein","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Epstein?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mike_Epstein"}},"extract":"Michael Peter Epstein, nicknamed \"Super Jew\", is an American former professional baseball player for the Baltimore Orioles, Washington Senators / Texas Rangers, Oakland Athletics, and California Angels of Major League Baseball (MLB).","extract_html":"
Michael Peter Epstein, nicknamed \"Super Jew\", is an American former professional baseball player for the Baltimore Orioles, Washington Senators / Texas Rangers, Oakland Athletics, and California Angels of Major League Baseball (MLB).
"}{"fact":"The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Male Ragdolls weigh between 12 and 20 lbs (5.4-9.0 k). Females weigh between 10 and 15 lbs (4.5-6.8 k).","length":141}
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{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
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The United States Marine Corps Aviation (USMCA) is the aircraft arm of the United States Marine Corps. Aviation units within the Marine Corps are assigned to support the Marine Air-Ground Task Force, as the aviation combat element, by providing six functions: assault support, antiair warfare, close air support, electronic warfare, control of aircraft and missiles, and aerial reconnaissance. The Corps operates rotary-wing, tiltrotor, and fixed-wing aircraft mainly to provide transport and close air support to its ground forces. Other aircraft types are also used in a variety of support and special-purpose roles. All Marine Corps aviation falls under the influence of the Deputy Commandant for Aviation, whose job is to advise the Commandant of the Marine Corps in all matters relating to aviation, especially acquisition of new assets, conversions of current aircraft, maintenance, operation, and command.
"}{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
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