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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}

{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}

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