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{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}

{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}

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{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}

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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}

{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

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