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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}

{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}

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{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}

{"type":"general","setup":"What does a pirate pay for his corn?","punchline":"A buccaneer!","id":235}

{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?","punchline":"They had a reptile dysfunction.","id":85}

{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why is peter pan always flying?","punchline":"Because he neverlands","id":54}

{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}

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