{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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Soni Mahesh Bhatt, born and known professionally as Soni Razdan, is a British actress and film director who works in Indian Hindi-language films. She had established herself as a leading actress of the 1980s and early 1990s. Part of the Bhatt family of Indian cinema, she is married to film director Mahesh Bhatt and is the mother of actress Alia Bhatt.
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